Thought 13 - Lolcats FPS

Ok, this is a stupid thought. But oh well.

Imagine altering a first person shooter to be a redone in all lolcats fashion. That is cats running around saying lol cats things like "I'm N UR base, kill'n' UR Dudez." And getting power ups in the form of cheese burgers.

I think it needs more maybe a "om nom nom nom" gun of some sort that eats the cats or whatever.

Maybe just make this an Meme FPS just so we can kill all of the meme's in a glorious fashion. I guess that this would require a Rick Ashley sound track.

Oh god the horror... Ending thought now before my brain explodes.

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Thought 16 - Kid Power

In response "Thought 14 - Perpetual Cat" sugarbumkin said, "The same theory could be applied to balloons tied to kindergarteners at recess. I like it." Well this got me thinking... Clothes with that are laced with MEMS generators. A MEMS generator is a solid state electronic circuit that generates low level of current though passive motion of the environment. Things like temperature change, acceleration, and even Brownian motion are converted to power using a MEMS generator. So, now we have attached them to small free moving bipeds of pure energy. How do we get the energy back. I figure that we isolate the playground into a large battery configuration where the children are running around on a conductive plate that makes contact with the heels of their shoes. They will run around with a super capacitor in addition to the MEMS, when their feet touch the ground the super-cap is discharged into the conductive plate underneath them. I do not think that the childr...

Thought 44: Phone Home

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Thought 52: Coaster-less Beer Glass

It occurred to me last night while drinking beer that the coast was both irritating and waste of resources. Irritating that almost no glass actually lives on the coaster, preventing them from performing their original task of preventing damage to the table. And a waste that they get thrown away every night and in some cases every drink. So I dreamed up this: The glass has ridges to direct the condensation down to a reservoir at the bottom of the glass. The reservoir size will be base on the humidity and temperature difference of the beverage and the surrounding air. The reservoir can be drained by a couple of rubber plugs along the sides. The vary bottom of the glass is covered in a bit of rubber to prevent damaging the table from the hard glass. The interesting part is that the water will make the glass more stable as it is drunk by increasing the base weight. Cheers for your thoughts!

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